Esmerelda Resort St. Maarten

ST. MAARTEN IN GENERAL

Holy shit does this place suck. And I’m pretty sure they stole our money upon checkout.

That ain’t no private pool in that picture. And the rooms aren’t even accidentally quaint. Kind of like an old campground room.

The resort restaurant dinner was actually a nice night, but their menu is a joke. Breakfast was much much better.

Notes

-Location…maybe…maybe. But suck city.
-They were super nice when we promptly locked our passports in the safe without a code 🙂